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Tracks and Soundclips:

01 To the Dogs or Whoever (MP3)
02 Mind's Eye
03 Right Moves
04 The Temptation of Adam
05 Open Doors
06 Rumors
07 Edge of the World
08 Wait for Love
09 Real Long Distance
10 Next to the Last Romantic
11 Moons
12 Still Beating
13 Empty Hearts
14 Wait for Love (you know you will)

 

 

 

The Historical Conquests of Josh Ritter

(2007 - Sony USA / Independent Ireland / V2 Europe)


Produced by Sam Kassirer. Recorded at The Great North Sound Society.

All tracks engineered by Brandon Eggelston except for Edge of the World, Wait for Love, and Moons engineered by Sam. Still Beating and Adam engineered by Brandon and Sam. Additional recording by Kris Smith at Q Division.

Mixed by Jacquire King at the LBT, except Wait for Love and Adam which were mixed by Sam, Brandon, and Jacquire; and Edge of the World, which was mixed by Sam and Jacquire.

Mastered by Jeff Lipton and Jessica Thompson at Peerless.

Performed by:

Zack Hickman ­ double bass, electric bass, acoustic and electric guitar, baritone guitar, trombone, lap steel, background vocals
Liam Hurley ­ drums and percussion
Sam Kassirer ­ electric and acoustic pianos, organs, guitar, vibraphone, percussion
Josh Ritter ­ vocals and guitars

With the Great North Sound Society Orchestra:

Tony Barba ­ tenor sax, clarinet
Ariane Barbanell ­ exclamations
Matt Douglas ­ alto sax, baritone sax, bass clarinet, background vocals
Bill Fagley ­ talking, vocals
Kirk Knuffke ­ trumpet, flugelhorn
Joelle Lurie ­ opera
Doug Rice ­ background vocals, the runner
Sarah Whitney ­ violins

Strings written and arranged by Sam Kassirer. Horns arranged by Sam Kassirer and Zack Hickman.

All songs written by Josh Ritter c/p Rural Songs (ASCAP)


To the Dogs or Whoever

Deep in the belly of a whale I found her Down with the deep blue jail around her Running her hands through the ribs of the dark Florence and Calamity and Joan of Arc

I love the way she looks in her underwear I lose my page then the plot then the book then I swear She makes the most of her time by loving me plenty She knows thereıll come a day when we won Œt be getting any

The stain of the sepia the butcher Crimea Through the wreck of a brass band I though I could see her In a cakewalk she came through the dead and the lame Just a little bird floating on a hurricane

I was flat on my back with my feet in the thorns I was in between the apples and the chloroform She came to me often I was sure I was dying It was always hard to tell if she was laughing or crying

I thought I heard somebody calling In the dark I thought I heard somebody call

Joan never cared about the in-betweens Combed her hair with a blade did the Maid of Orleans Said Christ walked on water we can wade through the war You donıt need to tell me who the fire is for

Oh bring me the love that can sweeten a sword A boat that can love the rocks or the shore The love of the iceberg reaching out for a wreck Can you love me like the crosses love the nape of the neck?

Was it Casey Jones or Casey at the Bat Who died out of pride and got famous for that Killed by a swerve laid low by the curve Do you ever think they ever thought they got what they deserved

Pity the bullet and pity the man Who both find their place in the same sad plan Who both are like the barrel going over the falls Crying all the way down I never asked to be involved

I thought I heard somebody calling In the dark I thought I heard somebody call

General George began the day by taking pink little pills Sent his men to the top of some hell of a hill Through the whisper of trees came artillery breeze He said I love the way the wind comes aıtickling my knees

Jane shot the apple right between the eyes I was thinking of her when you came outside Lemonade on your breath sun in your hair Did I mention how I love you in your underwear?

Deep in the belly of a whale I found her Down with the deep blue jail around her Running her hands through the ribs of the dark Florence and Calamity and Joan of Arc

I thought I heard somebody calling In the dark I thought I heard somebody call


Mindıs Eye

Whatıs it take to make the dime drop? All of these kids who think theyıre quick on the draw Always shooting at outlaws Iım busy keeping my Colt cocked And Iım gonna know you when you finally come Cause I got you in my mindıs eye I got you in my mindıs eye

Iım gonna take up the Steinway Waiting for the bullet that Iıll never see come Iım gonna start me a new wave Iım putting up with you lightweights Calling me out to the middle of the street Oh Iıve got you in my mindıs eye I got you in my mindıs eye

I got you in my mindıs eye My day might be coming yours is coming first Iıll knock you outta your daylights And when you come for me some night You better bring a shovel and be expecting the worst Cause I got you in my mindıs eye I got you in my mindıs eye


Right Moves

All of a sudden now youıre back again I thought you were happy with whoever or did you dream about me now and then Did you look up at the stars and feel something for the constellations All those lovers circling round their loves Slings and arrows, dogs and lions, rivers separating touch from touch The comedy of distance, the tragedy of separation

Am I making all the right moves Am I singing you the right blues Is there a chance that I could call you Just to see how you are doing?

I said how is it that you come back to me? You donıt need the stories of my scars or in the stars to tell you nothingıs free I traded all the innocence I ever had for hesitation I said wonıt you tell me where you been? You put a finger to my lips and then you kissed me once and once again The crickets all leapt up and met the moon with a standing ovation

Am I making all the right moves Am I singing you the right blues Is there a chance that I could call you Just to see how you are doing?

I heard the night birds picking up the song You threw your hair back and sang along And I realized that I might lose you you might lose me Drift apart in the night and never know why and not know how I said what if we are like the Northern sky? What if there are things that come between us that we canıt take back and we canıt make right? You said I donıt know darlinı but Iım here with you And weıre coming to the chorus now!

Am I making all the right moves Am I singing you the right blues Is there a chance that I could call you Just to see how you are doing?


The Temptation of Adam

If this was the Cold War we could keep each other warm I said on the first occasion that I met Marie We were crawling through the hatch that was the missile silo door And I donıt think that she really thought that much of me

I never had to learn to love her like I learned to love the Bomb She just came along and started to ignore me But as we waited for the Big One I started singing her my songs And I think she started feeling something for me

We passed the time with crosswords that she thought to bring inside What five letters spell ³apocalypse² she asked me I won her over saying ³W.W.I.I.I.² She smiled and we both knew that sheıd misjudged me

Oh Marie it was so easy to fall in love with you It felt almost like a home of sorts or something And you would keep the warhead missile silo good as new And Iıd watch you with my thumb above the button

Then one night you found me in my army issue cot And you told me of your flash of inspiration You said fusion was the broken heart thatıs lonelyıs only thought And all night long you drove me wild with your equations

Oh Marie do you remember all the time we used to take Weıd make our love and then ransack the rations I think about you leaving now and the avalanche cascades And my eyes get washed away in chain reactions

Oh Marie if you would stay then we could stick pins in the map Of all the places where you thought that love would be found But I would only need one pin to show where my heartıs at In a top secret location three hundred feet under the ground

We could hold each other close and stay up every night Looking up into the dark like itıs the night sky And pretend this giant missile is an old oak tree instead And carve our name in hearts into the warhead

Oh Marie thereıs something tells me things just wonıt work out above That our love would live a half-life on the surface So at night while you are sleeping I hold you closer just because As our time grows short I get a little nervous

I think about the Big One, W.W.I.I.I. Would we ever really care the world had ended You could hold me here forever like youıre holding me tonight I look at that great big red button and Iım temptedŠ


Open Doors

I thought I heard you pulling up outside Itıs just the wind whisperinı through the pines I havenıt seen who Iım looking for Just empty shadows in my open door The empty closet where you hung your clothes The empty hooks where you hung your coat The cellar steps or the kitchen floor They donıt catch shadows like an open door

Do open windows keep the rain away? Do open eyes keep the ghosts at bay? I thought an open door would bring you in Now I guess Iım gonna have to guess again

I find myself hoping for a storm Each silver lining is a crown of thorns I find myself hoping for the rain You donıt see shadows on a cloudy day Go to the corner where the ghosts hang out Theyıll all agree with what Iım talking about Theyıd haunt your halls and walk through walls before Theyıd ever set foot in an open door

Do open windows keep the rain away? Do open eyes keep the ghosts at bay? I thought an open door would bring you in Now I guess Iım gonna have to guess again

Iım saving nickels and Iım saving dimes Iım gonna kiss you where the sun donıt shine And all those shadows gonna kiss them too Just as long as they come in with you

Do open windows keep the rain away? Do open eyes keep the ghosts at bay? I thought an open door would bring you in Now I guess Iım gonna have to guess again


Rumors

Serenade me with rocks, love No lullabies through the locks, love I locked myself in with the band But the musicıs never loud enough

Decibels in the belfry Hey what the hell if it helps me I put a whip to the kick drum But the musicıs never loud enough

So youıre gonna have to show me How that dance is done The one where somebody leaves someone

My orchestra is gigantic This thing could sink the Titanic And the string sectionıs screaming Like horses in a barn burning up

He plays pianos with fistfuls Of broken Belvedere crystal And heıs trying to forget you But the musicıs never loud enough

So youıre gonna have to show me How that dance is done The one where somebody leaves someone

Heıs impaling the front row Fighting fires with arrows And heıll act like he forgot you But the musicıs never loud enough

So youıre gonna have to show me How that dance is done The one where somebody leaves someone


Wait for Love

I got someone on my mind And she donıt make me wait the way you do But time Oh she holds me all the time And she donıt make me wait the way you do

Wait for love Sometimes babe we all have to wait for love

I got someone on my mind And she holds me pretty much the way you do But time She holds me all the time And she donıt make me wait the way you do

Wait for love Sometimes babe we all have to wait for love


Real Long Distance

Youıre a real mean mama but you got a lot of time for me And I know it ainıt common to find your kinda love for free Itıs a drag and a sigh and thatıs not all Iım calling real long distance itıs a real long distance call

Telephone ringing mama please donıt you leave it alone Donıt leave no breaks in the line itıs the only thing thatıs tied to home Itıs a drag and a sigh and thatıs not all This is real long distance itıs a real long distance call

Woo!


Next to the Last True Romantic

Heıs riding the plains living up to his name As the next to the last true romantic He knows that his story is tragic But he canıt rest Til heıs next To you

All the girls know his fame the men curse his name And they talk about him like heıs magic But heıs the next to the last true romantic And he canıt rest Til heıs next To you

Heıs stolen hearts like theyıre horses And horses when hearts canıt be found He keeps riding from one horse to one horse to one horse towns (It gets him downŠ)

He knowıs heıs a fool to get caught up with you But heıs the next to the last true romantic He canıt let go of love once heıs had it And he canıt rest Til heıs next To you

Thereıs always whiskey and women and women and whiskey around He canıt tell which is worse to be dying of thirst or to drown (It gets him downŠ)

So he smiles through the pain he pinch Estelle he dance with Jane Sometimes even he donıt know how he stands it But heıs the next to the last true romantic And he canıt rest Til heıs next To you


Moons

There are planets you donıt know And there are moons that you donıt see Invisibles between the rings of Mars and Mercury The harbors that they built for the ships to set me free And sometimes when itıs all too much I know theyıll come for me Come for me


Still Beating

I know the dog days of the summer Have you ten-to-one out-numbered Seems like everybody up and left and theyıre not coming back The shadow that youıre standing onıs still here sometimes thatıs all that you can ask And your heartıs still beating

Youıre not the fastest draw in town now How many times you been shot down now? Seems like everybody else could see the things you never did But if you could yourself youıd probably never have made it through the things you did With your heart still beating

I know the dog days of the summer Have you ten-to-one out-numbered It seems like everybody else saw trouble sneaking up behind Left you half dead in the street but that just means youıre half alive And your heartıs still beating


Empty Hearts

So save all of your light For those who canıt sleep at night And who canıt even sing to their shadows Oh they ride into town And they throw the shots down And they save the last round for the windows

Singing donıt let me into this year with an empty heart With an empty heart Donıt let me into this year with an empty heart

Iım inside with my friends We build fires and pretend That the night could just bend on forever While outside in the frost Are the wolves and the lost And we sing to the dogs or whoever

Singing donıt let me into this year with an empty heart With an empty heart Donıt let me into this year with an empty heart

Thereıs a friend that I have And for her Iıll go back You see all of these empties that Iım holding Theyıre too much for a man Empty arms, empty hands And sheıll know me by the sound of my hoping

Singing donıt let me into this year with an empty heart With an empty heart Donıt let me into this year with an empty heart